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To: Quix
I'm too sick to keep up with all this, but it sounds like it's time for one last corny joke:

A couple of decades ago an elderly lady asked a priest, "Is it true that anything a Saint has touched is a 'third class relic'?"

The priest answered, correctly, "Yes, that's true. Anything a saint has touched is a relic of the third class."

"Well," said the dowager, triumphantly, "Mother Cabrini spanked me more than once!"

As for the other, we put it out there, we can't make 'em pick it up. You know what Tallulah Bankhead said when asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence:

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

221 posted on 01/04/2010 7:30:20 PM PST by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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To: Mad Dawg

GOODNESS! Sorry to hear you are ill.

God’s health and wholeness to you ASAP.

LUB

Happy rest.

I hope you are taking Curcumin and Vitamin D3 in oil.


226 posted on 01/04/2010 7:38:35 PM PST by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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