Oh come on silly. Jesus married Mary Magdalene at the wedding feast at Cana, moved to France with her, and sired the Merovingian Dynasty and the Knights Templar. They spent their summers in Glastonbury with their uncle, Joseph of Arimathea, checking up on the 10 lost tribes of Israel on the British Isles and Scandanavia and Germany, and practicing goddess worship through ritual sex in the middle of the druidic Henges.
Don't tell me you didn't you read the Da Vinci Code so you could finally get your history straight and missed all of this?
Just be careful. The illuminati are reading your posts.