Weird! For us, a little demonic interference at the celebration, reminiscent of Bierce's (I think) definition of a Puritan as someone who is afraid that somebody somewhere might be having fun.
No, no “hit and run” here.
I state the facts and leave it to people like you to make fools of themselves stating otherwise.
Pearls before swine comes to mind.
I will not get in the gutter with you.