That is your own personal interpretation of Scripture, and you are welcome to it.
Again, Jesus replied “Our Father, who art in Heaven”...
If you are that literal about how to pray, I'm quite sure you never say any prayer accept the Our Father, and further that you exclude the doxology "for thine is the power..." often glued on to the end.
No, I use different words to pray, but they are always directed to my creator, not to my Mother, Father, Uncle Bob, Mary, Peter or anyone else who is not part of the Godhead.
What’s wrong with going straight to the One who made us, and paid a dear price for our souls?
Ed