[narses]

Oh. So sad. My mil is so cool. Must be a street thing.

[MarkBsnr]

***Oh. So sad. My mil is so cool. Must be a street thing.***

I wish.

My wife is the only human child of her mother (rim shot).

My MIL is going to broom in here during Thanksgiving. My only thanks will be when she finally leaves (rim shot). Along with that cat (rim shot).

I want my MIL to feel at home. That’s why I’m putting up a tire swing in the guest room (rim shot).

You know how people have a life force? My MIL has a death force. She can suck all the life out of a room in milliseconds and still finish off the buffet (rim shot).

Tip your waitress. I’ll be here until Thursday.