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Posted on 10/25/2009 8:36:54 PM PDT by Jedediah
***Dreadfully deadly withering, life-obliterating, life-sucking harshness . . . as a minimum.***
Sounds like either my mother in law or a street preacher.
Yes, words CAN be amorphous and have many meanings, but Jed said plainly and clearly that “Bob committed a ten commandments crime that he would be in jail for except for God’s mercy.”
Brother Quix, how can that be misinterpreted?
If Bob committed a crime that was a violation of one of the ten commandments that is illegal and would put him in jail, WHAT WAS IT?
It couldn’t have been adultery, which isn’t a jailable crime under US law, it couldn’t have been blasphemy else the Episcopalians would all be in jail...it couldn’t have been envy, else everyone who voted for Dear Leader would be in jail, it HAS TO BE MURDER OR THIEVERY!
Which is it? The Bible says to test the spirits...Jed made the so-called “prophecy,” speaking as Jesus Himself, that Bob either murdered someone or stole something...well, which is it? Who did he murder? What did he steal?
If Jed/Jesus is unwilling to prove his claims he is a false prophet under Biblical edict and he stands exposed for what he is.
Ed
***You just proved my point.
Samuel kept nothing from the king, while you (or Jesus, talking through you) refuse to tell Bob who he murdered, or what things he stole and who he stole them from.
So, please...tell us who Bob murdered. Or if Jesus isnt speaking through you right now, ask Him who Bob murdered, then let us know.
You, (or Jesus) made the claim that Bob murdered someone or stole something, so please be like Samuel and keep nothing from us...who did Bob murder?
Put up or shut up.
Ed***
You must admit one thing. Ol’ Quix is reliably vague on absolutely everything. Anytime you try to pin him down, he gets as vague as Obama on his birth certificate.
***If Jed/Jesus is unwilling to prove his claims he is a false prophet under Biblical edict and he stands exposed for what he is.***
When the pungent prophet reemerges from his navel, his acolytes will pick up his train and absolutely refuse to admit the exposure that is, well, exposed here.
Oh. So sad. My mil is so cool. Must be a street thing.
As I recall, I was at Wendy’s and saw Bob take a few extra packets of ketchup than he needed. So technically..........
Very deep. Those words have meanings.
Heh heh heh, that was funny!
Ed
***Oh. So sad. My mil is so cool. Must be a street thing.***
I wish.
My wife is the only human child of her mother (rim shot).
My MIL is going to broom in here during Thanksgiving. My only thanks will be when she finally leaves (rim shot). Along with that cat (rim shot).
I want my MIL to feel at home. That’s why I’m putting up a tire swing in the guest room (rim shot).
You know how people have a life force? My MIL has a death force. She can suck all the life out of a room in milliseconds and still finish off the buffet (rim shot).
Tip your waitress. I’ll be here until Thursday.
***Very deep. Those words have meanings.***
Unlike those of the false prophets...
Yes, dear.
Yes, dear.
I don’t know any protestant charlatans. Now catholic ones abound here.
LOLcat speaks truth to all those who have been led astray by drug addled and psychotic street preachers. LOLcat is not anti-elim, but he is anti-eliminoids because it lies to its people. Ceiling Cat disapproves of eliminoids because they lead people away from Ceiling Cat.
18 Wisdom, I has it. Teh clevar ppl can do dis sum - wat iz 6 hundrad addad 3 tiemz twentey addad six. Taht is teh numbar of teh monstar!
How clever are the elimininoids?
I don’t know of any cult. I’m certainly not in one. How about you?
You get a jackass because that’s what your opinion is worth.
***You get a jackass because thats what your opinion is worth.***
Ceiling Cat disapproves of your post because it is not nice.
***I dont know of any cult. Im certainly not in one. How about you?***
Ceiling Cat sez that the cult of the eliminoids has hypnotized many. Are you one of the hypnoids?
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