Well, there's that.
Just look at how the whole "Mohammed" thing worked out.
Mohammed at least had the good sense to find someone literate to write down all of his satanic visions.
A person who is so inclined can open a Koran, read it for a few hours and I’ll pretty much have Mohammedism figured out. They can then go out, kill some infidels and rape their wives and daughters. This may seem odd to those of us who who are Christians, but as long as the Mohammedan remembers to prostrate himself toward a rock in Mecca at the appropriate times of the day (and their are special alarm clocks to remind him) he will go to Mohammed’s paradise when he dies. For those who are unfamiliar with Mohammed’s paradise it is actually a whorehouse with an open bar.