Posted on 10/15/2009 5:56:33 PM PDT by Jedediah
Oracles of my servants are true and report what I am doing today for as my word forget the former things behold I do a new thing and I shall speak it through whom I choose without man's approval or their vain imaginations rooted in pride and knowledge of the flesh and not the kingdom for they know not of my ways as long as they seek to admire their flesh .
So "my" chosen and few shall speak of new things and things to come and the shallow minded shall not conceive the things of the Spirit of The Lord that they reject in prideful wanderings for truly they are only a desert unto themselves and those blind that follow these empty sounding gongs absent of The Father's love .
So come ! To the Spring of Living Waters for I shall quench your thirst through The Spirit of The Lord for I AM THE WORD and only My Spirit can reveal this to you by The Father's will .
Will you come ? Or wrestle with me for day is breaking and your Morningstar calls to those in " humble abide " .
Abide with me and fast the earth !
1 Corinthians 1:20-22 20 Where is the wise? Where is the scribe? Where is the disputer of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21 For since, in the wisdom of God, the world through wisdom did not know God, it pleased God through the foolishness of the message preached to save those who believe. 22 For Jews request a sign, and Greeks seek after wisdom;
1 Corinthians 2:13-15 13 These things we also speak, not in words which man’s wisdom teaches but which the Holy[a] Spirit teaches, comparing spiritual things with spiritual. 14 But the natural man does not receive the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; nor can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. 15 But he who is spiritual judges all things, yet he himself is rightly judged by no one.
Isaiah 43:18-21 18 “ Do not remember the former things, Nor consider the things of old. 19 Behold, I will do a new thing, Now it shall spring forth; Shall you not know it? I will even make a road in the wilderness And rivers in the desert. 20 The beast of the field will honor Me, The jackals and the ostriches, Because I give waters in the wilderness And rivers in the desert, To give drink to My people, My chosen. 21 This people I have formed for Myself; They shall declare My praise.
***[I see we still have a strong contingent of folks who are cluelessly posting from the jerk factory.]***
Feel free to leave it and the inmates any time.
***From Glenn Jackson’s ministries ,***
From the LOLcat ministries: Genesis 1
Ceiling Cat creats teh universes and stuffs
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.
20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.
24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.
Alpha to the Omega:
Revelation 22:
1 Teh birdKat sayz bafftime and showz me baftub of teh Ceiling Cat. Oh noes!
2 Hidez in treez, pretendz to be appelz. 3 Skycat goez to city where he haz Survant-kittehz.
4 Survant-kittehz hav Skycat tattooz on faces. srsly
5 Turn light off. Too brite! Survant-kittehz wif Ceiling Cat forever alweiyz
6 Then birdKat sayz “this all true. Srsly.”
7 Incomingz! Cheezburgrz wif teh kitteh hu kipee teh purrz to teh profetzi of dat book
8 Mr. John sayz “it woz me! I saw all diz freaky stuffz! me!”
9 Teh birdKat sayz “you me, we bruvs k? luv teh Ceiling Cat nof me coz ai tow am liek Survant-kitteh to teh Ceiling Cat!”
10 Then birdKat says “this profissy, it all come true, here it comez, any second now, not long to wait, very soon”
11 “let bad kittehs be badz, let skanky kittehs be skankz, left left-handed kittehs be lefteez, let good kittehs be good”
12 Jebus sayz “incomingz!” (reelly dis time)
13 “Ai is the Lolpha and the Lolmega, the First and Last and Always” (goff kittehs lov dis bit)
14 “Cheezburgrz be wif kittehs wot had a baff”
15 “Magic dogs are outside! Run awayz!”
16 Ceiling Cat’s kitteh is shiny.
17 Uthirst? MOARRRR? k, iz free!
18 Da BirdKat say: if pplz adz stuff to teh profetzi of book, Ceiling Cat make them sicz, leik sayed in book.
19 And if pplz photoshpz the Heliez Bibul, the Ceiling Cat takes pplz’s cheezburger away, k?
20 BRB
21 Da grase of Lord Jebus Crist be wit u kittehs fer evr n evr Amen. Fer rlz. kthxbai! (Hai tis end! Srsly! No lai!)
Who’s Glenda Jackson anyway?
***I don’t think I could go to a place with no Wal-marts.***
Think of it like a place where people have souls... :)
*** Anoreth gets meals on the cutter***
I assume that this is not as obscene as it sounds...
***but I’d find the dearth of $2.97 wine as bad as her trailmix deprivation.***
Aged on the truck over?
***Bearing false witness is not a fruit of The Spirit.***
Does that mean when false prophets speak, they are showing a fruit of somebody else?
Ceiling cat iz not amused by profitz in teh internets.
He says kthx and bai 2 them and go write yr retard stufs for basemnt cat kthxbai.
To pretend that a blasphemous charlatan is a prophet IS bearing false witness.
***Ceiling cat iz not amused by profitz in teh internets.
He says kthx and bai 2 them and go write yr retard stufs for basemnt cat kthxbai.***
Basemnt cat sez k, he got r00m for retrds.
***To pretend that a blasphemous charlatan is a prophet IS bearing false witness.***
I think it goes beyond that. Blaspheming the Spirit is an eternal death sentence.
Yes it is.
Our pungent friend on the thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2364842/posts?page=1 stated a belief that he has the mind of Christ. I told him to give it back; he was getting it all dirty.
I am fascinated by some of these posts; I have only seen stuff like this referenced in case studies and never in a situation like these forums. And people get annoyed when I tell them that Wiki is edited by lunatics; whether on religious posts or articles on Rush on Wiki, one must look to the sources and be sceptical.
NONE of the Apostles claimed to have the mind of Christ, but lunatics like Jim Jones and David Koresh did.
Anoreth is in the Coast Guard. She's serving on a large boat (or a small ship, depending on one's frame of mind) called a "cutter." They provide meals, some of which she cooks, don't blame me if you die, to the crew.
You guys probably send messages on cellphones and like that, while I can only figure out how to call my mother on alternate Thursdays, and couldn’t call 911 with the cell when it was actually necessary.
A slightly older Judi Dench. She was in some good shows.
***NONE of the Apostles claimed to have the mind of Christ, but lunatics like Jim Jones and David Koresh did.***
Exactly.
***I assume that this is not as obscene as it sounds ...
Anoreth is in the Coast Guard.***
I have known a handful of Coast Guard in the past - on the Great Lakes protecting the Excited States of America from the barbarians to the North.
***She’s serving on a large boat (or a small ship, depending on one’s frame of mind) called a “cutter.” ***
Is she part of the great salmon wars between Canada and the United States? :)
***They provide meals, some of which she cooks, don’t blame me if you die, to the crew.***
Ah. My blushing bride of 14 years has only one small, minor, imperceptible fault. Tuna casserole is the limit of her culinary abilities. Well, a sort of tuna casserole...
***You guys probably send messages on cellphones and like that, while I can only figure out how to call my mother on alternate Thursdays, and couldn’t call 911 with the cell when it was actually necessary.***
I am an ENGINEERING MANAGER!!!! SNIFFFFFF!!!!! I can operate locks, know which direction the turn signals go, and even kill mice with various chemicals!!!!!!
I have inherited a Luddite gene from my father (a civil engineer who hated computers and only drafted on boards) which gives me an irregular viewpoint on technology.
Technology is great: whenever I get a new phone, I immediately program it for voice activation so that I don’t have to look up any numbers whatsoever.
***Glenda May Jackson, CBE (born 9 May 1936) is an English actress and politician, currently Labour Member of Parliament for the constituency of Hampstead and Highgate in the London Borough of Camden.
A slightly older Judi Dench. She was in some good shows.***
Why is J-d posting weird theological messages from her?
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