Posted on 10/15/2009 5:56:33 PM PDT by Jedediah
Oracles of my servants are true and report what I am doing today for as my word forget the former things behold I do a new thing and I shall speak it through whom I choose without man's approval or their vain imaginations rooted in pride and knowledge of the flesh and not the kingdom for they know not of my ways as long as they seek to admire their flesh .
So "my" chosen and few shall speak of new things and things to come and the shallow minded shall not conceive the things of the Spirit of The Lord that they reject in prideful wanderings for truly they are only a desert unto themselves and those blind that follow these empty sounding gongs absent of The Father's love .
So come ! To the Spring of Living Waters for I shall quench your thirst through The Spirit of The Lord for I AM THE WORD and only My Spirit can reveal this to you by The Father's will .
Will you come ? Or wrestle with me for day is breaking and your Morningstar calls to those in " humble abide " .
Abide with me and fast the earth !
1 Corinthians 1:20-22 20 Where is the wise? Where is the scribe? Where is the disputer of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21 For since, in the wisdom of God, the world through wisdom did not know God, it pleased God through the foolishness of the message preached to save those who believe. 22 For Jews request a sign, and Greeks seek after wisdom;
1 Corinthians 2:13-15 13 These things we also speak, not in words which man’s wisdom teaches but which the Holy[a] Spirit teaches, comparing spiritual things with spiritual. 14 But the natural man does not receive the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; nor can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. 15 But he who is spiritual judges all things, yet he himself is rightly judged by no one.
Isaiah 43:18-21 18 “ Do not remember the former things, Nor consider the things of old. 19 Behold, I will do a new thing, Now it shall spring forth; Shall you not know it? I will even make a road in the wilderness And rivers in the desert. 20 The beast of the field will honor Me, The jackals and the ostriches, Because I give waters in the wilderness And rivers in the desert, To give drink to My people, My chosen. 21 This people I have formed for Myself; They shall declare My praise.
His body is not still on the cross. The Crucifix depicts Him dying, not dead.
Does that include a card that plays, “When the Roll is Called up Yonder I’ll be there,” in four part harmony when you open it?
Here’s a nice poem:
JABBERWOCKY
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought —
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
“And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
! That was uncalled for, we are talking about a real live prophet-deity (much like a Pentecostal Obama). As a prophet-deity ! J-d ! had far more important tasks than learning English. !
It sure does, will you be needing that on 8-track or cassette?
Quackery, fakery, mopery, dopery... bad poetry.
(...)
Why, if ‘tis dancing you would be,
There’s brisker pipes than poetry.
Say, for what were hop-yards meant,
Or why was Burton built on Trent?
Oh many a peer of England brews
Livelier liquor than the Muse,
And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God’s ways to man.
Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink
For fellows whom it hurts to think:
Look into the pewter pot
To see the world as the world’s not.
And faith, ‘tis pleasant till ‘tis past:
The mischief is that ‘twill not last.
***
http://www.tetrameter.com/housman.htm
***That’s when I had the coughing fit!
Funny!***
Yes, the LOLcat Bible translation is sometimes suitable for debating with those who think that they are either God or His number one prophet.
8 track will be fine. Srsly. Or 33 rpm
***I hereby command you: Be strong and courageous; do not be frightened or dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go. - Joshua 1:9
I was away for a bit. Those following the Roman cult of the pope obviously writhe and hiss like serpents on the fire at quotations from the Word. ***
We prefer the words of Jesus. Have you any in your repertoire these days, now that you are no longer God, but merely a prophet?
***Many see this but are without solid Biblical foundation or guidance. These folks are the target of my ministry now. ***
Just make sure that they bring their money.
You didn’t even bother to mention double cream brie.
Well said, sir.
Perhaps the Union Gospel Mission of Seattle doesn't want your filthy money.
That's because I ate it all.
All RIGHT! So now my diamond tips will go to waste! So, send the 8 track.
Srsly. I have a gorgeous, wonderful AM/FM radio, plays 33s, 45s and 78s, 8 tracks (no cassettes) all in a beautiful oak cabinet, inherited from the inlaws who bought it 45-50 years ago. I LOVE the 8 tracks, and the radio. Some of the 33s are okay. Most of it is classical music, Boston Pops, etc.
I wonder which version of the Internet Prophecy Generator is being used here? 3.2, or 4.6?Then it churns out a random series of phrases vaguely related to the topic, and you just toss in punctuation here and there.
That was my impression when I first heard this kind of stuff first hand, 30+ years ago. Someone's soaked themselves in the jargon and literature of a particular group, and just spews random phrases run through an internal mental filter of greater or (ahem!) lesser quality that filters out the absolute nonsense and strings what's left together.
Think of the old thought experiment, monkeys randomly banging on the 26 letters keys of typewriters, producing (in the loooooooooooooong eventually) the plays of Shakespeare.
Did you know, that a primitive 1960s era program called ELIZA could carry on a converstation with you? Yet "ELIZA has almost no intelligence whatsoever, only tricks like string substitution and canned responses based on keywords."
Yes, and there was a program that did fairly effective psychotherapy, as well. Maybe we should take up a collection for the internet prophet? Nah! JimRob quarterly comes first.
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