[Petronski]

What’s that Lassie? There’s been an explosion down at the Hanna-Barbera font factory? Timmy fell down a well?

I’ll go get help!

[ArrogantBustard]

Remarks which are posted in large, multicoloured fonts and gratuitously accompanied by irrelevant graphics are almost always of nearly zero value.

If the author had anything worthwhile to say, he wouldn't have to make heavy use of attention-grabbers.