IBTZ!!
Dear Mayan Crisco,
The Valykrie kitties cometh from the ethereal spaces of the universe to perform the ancient ritual known as ZOT for those who follow the progressifascist philosophies of the left, let alone the unbelievers of the gnostic sort!
Ride on, little kitties. Thy leftist enemy hideth here!
It’s odd, but not gnostic, as she relies on scripture, not hidden knowledge.
(Not remotely endorsing the conclusions, mind you.)