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Divine Artificial ZOT-Insemination.
Holy Scripture among others. ^ | October 6, 2009 | maya crisol

Posted on 10/06/2009 8:50:53 AM PDT by mayacrisol

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To: mayacrisol
Wait! What is ZOT? The Title was supposed to be “Divine Artficial Inemination” only!

A ZOT means:

Listen up. A debut post that is specious will be zotted.

The title was changed so that the Religion Forum posters would know to have fun whacking at it like a piñata.

Good bye.

86 posted on 10/06/2009 9:54:01 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: Religion Moderator

What? We’re zotting religious crazies? Oh noes! There goes the religion forum. HHOK.


87 posted on 10/06/2009 10:03:22 PM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: dangus

Viking kitties like variety in their diet.


88 posted on 10/06/2009 10:07:37 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Nope. Mary consented to bear Jesus, so it was NOT an unwanted pregnancy. But nice try.


89 posted on 10/06/2009 10:09:28 PM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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>> Wait! What is ZOT? The Title was supposed to be “Divine Artficial Inemination” only! <<

Zot iz vutt happens to ze bad boys and girls.


90 posted on 10/06/2009 10:12:11 PM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: Religion Moderator

Are you saying the kitties would get bored from eating religion crazies day in and day out? ;^)


91 posted on 10/06/2009 10:19:41 PM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: dangus

LOL!


92 posted on 10/06/2009 10:20:28 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: mayacrisol

>>> The False Messiah is the one they made us believed to have been IMMACULATELY CONCEIVED!

>>> Jesus in The Bible Is The TRUE MESSIAH!

Sorry.... You cannot have it both ways.
The bible is very clear about the immaculate conception.
If Jesus was not immaculately conceived, then He was Not God Incarnate... and THAT my friend is the test which discerns whether someone is speaking from the spirit of the anti-christ or not. It sounds like you have a flawed understanding of what “come in the flesh” actually means.

Jesus Christ existed in His full glory BEFORE he took on the form of corruptible human flesh and bone.

As for your attack on Catholics, I would warn you that all denominations have their own fair share of false doctrines... including my own... which is Baptist. That is not just cause to discredit the bible or reject the concept of the immaculate conception based on your understanding of a single prophecy. There are too many other evidences and proofs available to illustrate that what is in error here is your own research methods and understanding of this particular prophecy.

Jesus was either God come in the flesh, or a complete madman.

The bible is either the infallible word of God, or it is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated against man in his entire history.

I still do not see where you can go with this other than to discredit the bible, or Jesus Christ as the true Messiah.


93 posted on 10/06/2009 10:27:51 PM PDT by Safrguns
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To: mayacrisol
What is ZOT?

Something similar to this.


94 posted on 10/07/2009 4:36:44 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: MarkBsnr
Good luck in your next trip out of the rubber room.

rubber room ...

Rubber room ...

Rubber ...

OOOOOHHHHHHhhhhhhhh ...

NOW I get it!

The "rubber room" is where all those "rubber bibles" and "rubber dictionaries" I keep hearing about came from!

Since I've never been in the "rubber room" ... that must explain why my Bible is made of paper and bound in leather.

95 posted on 10/07/2009 7:54:17 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: dangus

“Nope. Mary consented to bear Jesus, so it was NOT an unwanted pregnancy. But nice try.”

What are you talking about?

Where -— in an obviously joke post, mind you — did your thin skin come up with that I propound that Mary did not “consent to bear Jesus” or that it was an “unwanted pregnancy.”

You read a lot of stuff into posts that just aren’t there, in your effort to be insulted.


96 posted on 10/07/2009 8:36:29 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: mayacrisol
Wait! What is ZOT? The Title was supposed to be “Divine Artficial Inemination” only!


97 posted on 10/07/2009 8:45:27 AM PDT by Godzilla (3-7-77)
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To: TFMcGuire

“Cousin, I believe, int the wide sense of Jewish relations. Possibly not even close?”

I don’t know.

I’ll put it on my list to read the original text (if we have Luke in original -— maybe only Greek survives), as there are distinct Hebrew/Aramaic words for maternal and paternal cousins and degrees of seperation.


98 posted on 10/07/2009 8:50:59 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Effort to be insulted? I was amused by it, to tell the truth. I didn’t mean “nice try” ironically, if you took it that way.


99 posted on 10/07/2009 3:08:16 PM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: Religion Moderator; mayacrisol; darkwing104; Old Sarge
In the future, you can use this for ZOTting on religion threads:


100 posted on 10/07/2009 3:40:13 PM PDT by 50mm (AARP is a steaming pile)
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