[The Comedian]

Without exception each has been an incoherent ramble, stringing phrases pulled from the Bible and from charismatic jargon in what can only be described as third order monkey typing.

If that wasn't such a long phrase, I'd steal it as my tagline.

[Lee N. Field]

Feel free to tweak it. "Without exception each has been an incoherent ramble, ... third order monkey typing."

I "borrowed" a good one from somebody a couple of Jedediah threads back: "Are you just eating instant coffee right from the jar now?"