Somehow I rather don’t think the Lord rhymes like Jesse Jackson in bad poetry so Jed, I think you are speaking for yourself here, not God, even though you seem harmless enough now, you might want to be careful playing with fire from Heaven
Jeremiah 1:4-10 (King James Version)
4Then the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
5Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.
6Then said I, Ah, Lord GOD! behold, I cannot speak: for I am a child.
7But the LORD said unto me, Say not, I am a child: for thou shalt go to all that I shall send thee, and whatsoever I command thee thou shalt speak.
8Be not afraid of their faces: for I am with thee to deliver thee, saith the LORD.
9Then the LORD put forth his hand, and touched my mouth. And the LORD said unto me, Behold, I have put my words in thy mouth.
10See, I have this day set thee over the nations and over the kingdoms, to root out, and to pull down, and to destroy, and to throw down, to build, and to plant.
I’ve found The Lord’s ministry through Jedediah in my life, to the best of my memory—to be flawlessly accurate.