Posted on 09/15/2009 8:21:31 AM PDT by Colofornian
Indeed!
This is 2009 last time I checked. It has been a hundred years since plural marriage was practiced by Mormons.
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Actually polygamy is practiced today in 2009 also...
Remember the FLSD last year ???
The child brides etc ???
Of course you remember..
You contiually posted the laterst news about the criminal men and the rescued children in FR...
Well, they are living “the principal” of mormonism just as Joey Smith designed it to be...
Those apostates in SLC are not true mormons..just wannabes...
Just sayin....
You were mistaken in assuming that Mormons believe as you do.
Sounds like Joe Smith talkin' about the beer and/or wine he was drinking from the Bar at his home. Must have been some bad homemade stuff.
So does my church...
And every week they annouce it in church...
What was taken in and what was spent...
Funny but remember how Sampson referred to Delilah (I am sure that's an atrocious spelling of Delilah)
Amen.
“... THE ONE-WIFE SYSTEM NOT ONLY DEGENERATES THE HUMAN FAMILY, BOTH PHYSICALLY AND INTELLECTUALLY, but it is entirely incompatible with philosophical notions of immortality; IT IS A LURE TO TEMPTATION, AND HAS ALWAYS PROVED A CURSE TO A PEOPLE.” (Millennial Star, Vol. 15, p. 227)
....But it's still happening today. Lot's of great quotes here.................
Hey, that one bull would be the fertyilest, fit strong YOUNG one amonst them eh ???
The cows arent put with any old shaggy critters ...
Gosh, those early mormons werent good farmers, either...
Smith had 40= one night stands only about 6 children that werent Emma’s...
BY had about 50 one night stands and about 50 children...
and the youngest was already 7 when he died..
That’s not fruitful or multiplying...
all those woman should hacve had husbands of their own
(oh thats right they did)
With young husbands they could have had at least 4 children each..
As God meant them to...
Sorry...
That was Heber C Kimball...
The one who sold his 14 year old daughter, Helen, to that pedophile whore monger, Joey Smith, in return for favors...
And in Joseph Smith's case, it really was a "novel!"
Bad fairy tales in Ether 14.
Incomprehensible adventure tales in Ether 2 -- Superb suffociation-designed barges filled with darkness and totally steer-free -- all according to a bumbling Mormon god's specificiations -- before Jared told him, "Ya kind of screwed up on this, oh Mormon divine one." (Of course, Jared wasn't exactly "brilliant," either ..he had these 8 bargest built over months on end before it finally dawned on him).
Even the design changes didn't address the logistics of a 344-day trip.
And a Mormon Jesus Christ who took 70,000 to 90,000 people with him when he died (3 Nephi 8). The gospels know of no such 16-city destruction upon his death.
Native Americans supposedly being able to have their skin change color, Michael Jackson like...so that it becomes "white and delightsome" -- as if white was any more "delightsome" than any color skin color in God's eyes!
Hello Nana,
I reflect on all this talk about polygamy and I can’t help but think that if someone could just whisper in the ear of the potential groom who is about to take on another wife, and say “dude! are you crazy? you’re going to have TWO mother-in-laws!”
I would think that would nip it in the bud pronto, you know?
Hope all is well with you Nana!
MKJ :)
Perhaps, but I doubt they would remain Mormon for long if that is what they truly believed.
None of the Mormons I know have placed their faith in Jesus alone for salvation, not one, and I personally know thousands. Mormonism teaches that only through covenants, obedience and performing special ordinances will they be allowed into the Celestial Kingdom.
But go on believing they understand that only Jesus saves them. Make sure you never "offend" them by telling them that their ordinances can add nothing to the gift of salvation. I might disturb their sensibilities. Never mind that your testimony could possibly set them free of the bondage of their self-reliance for their own exaltation.
Native Americans supposedly being able to have their skin change color,
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God is quite happy with my granddaughters’ pretty dark skin...
He made their skin that way...
One of turns darker in the summer...
She just happens to be my favorite...
Not because her skin is white and delightsome or dark and more delightsome...
But because her sweet little heart is full of love and sunshine...
(and not because she fought valiantly or not on Heaven ...
because she didnt...she wasnt there...none of us humans were...
That war was just angels V angels...)
unless of course you were also married to one of them as well (a common occurance)
I was referring to:
When the Philistines answered Sampson’s riddle, he told them that “If they had not plowed with his heifer, they would not have known the answer”.
(That’s just a paraphrase, from memory.)
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