ROTFL! An hour and forty-four posts later, somebody finally noticed the source!
other great breaking news on the WWN website
BILL CLINTON: I WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012
SELENA GOMEZ PREGNANT WITH BIEBERS BABY
MICHAEL MOORE: JESUS WAS GAY
HISPANICS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY WHITE
NYPD ORDERS WOMEN NOT TO WEAR SKIRTS
BANK OF AMERICA ADDS HOST OF NEW FEES
and of course.....
BAT BOY INVADES WISCONSIN!