[topcat54]

One does not need to know even an approximtate date of Jesus’ return in order to NOT be surprised when it happens.

“Therefore you [Jesus’ disciples] also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you [Jesus’ disciples] do not expect.” (Matt. 24:44)

Anyone who tells you differently is scamming you, including the author of this bit of whimsy.

[Mr. Lucky]

And you’re gonna claim that today is Tuesday too, I suppose.