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***Yes, you believe G-d caused a single “big bang” after which the laws of nature took over and formed the universe without any interference from Him.***
I do? Show me where I believe this.

Well, thank you so very much for all the help you’ve been in my weekend-long argument with your co-religionist bdeaner on two different threads (here as well as this one we’re on) as he loudly shoots off his bazoo that “Catholics believe in evolution” and “we now know” all sort of things that ancient Jewish and chr*stian theologians were ignorant of. You have been such a help! Really!***

Now just calm down and answer my question. You haven’t, you know.

***You and all the other Catholics who are “shocked—shocked!” at being identified with evolution and liberalism sicken me. Well that’s too ding dang bad, my friend. ***

Shocked? Where are you getting all this? Point to some hard evidence, please.

By the way, there is sufficient evidence that evolution does occur; genetic recombination by itself is evidence of it. Does that mean that God did not create the Universe? Of course not. Ding dang? Is this a new ice cream flavour?

***Your co-religionists go around screaming that a belief in evolution is one of the distinguishing characteristics of a Catholic as opposed to those awful Fundamentalist Protestants, and you oh so offended types never show up.***

Show me where I am oh so offended.

***You’re too busy looking at your watches or defending Mary or something you actually give a hang about (unlike Genesis). ***

You accuse me of not caring about Genesis? Proofs, please.

***So please spare me your smarmy “innocent” routine.***

Are you reading my mind and understanding my motives once again?

***I’ve appealed to “creationist” Catholics all weekend long and they’ve all run for the hills like cowards***

It’s Monday. What do you mean by ‘creationist’? If you mean a belief that God created all, then I am a creationist.

***Wideawake was the only Catholic creationist on this forum. ***

Define creationism according to ZC.

***The rest of you are worse than useless.***

What do you define use as, and what standards do you apply to it?

***So don’t you dare play that “where did you ever get that idea?” on me.***

If you stick around long enough and pay enough attention, I can guide you through the Faith, which apparently you didn’t get whatsoever the first time around.