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To: Iscool; Petronski; trisham; Judith Anne; netmilsmom
I just got done telling you Jesus compiled the canon and it ended with the book of Revelation...

When was this done? What language was it done in? Where might I find an early copy of this?

Oh and what books does that Catholic Bible contain that the KJV omits?

1,431 posted on 10/23/2009 8:57:57 AM PDT by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: wagglebee

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, “B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact. How did he do it?”

God smiled all-knowingly, “Jesus saves”

(Bet he was working on the cannon that then fell into Martin Luther’s lap)


1,435 posted on 10/23/2009 9:02:47 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
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