‘I see nobody on the road,’ said Alice.
‘I only wish I had such eyes,’ the King remarked in a fretful tone. ‘To be able to see Nobody! And at that distance too! Why, it’s as much as I can do to see real people, by this light.’
—Alice and the White King
& OMM in wonderland
Well, at least I didn’t name myself after a large, ugly reptile.