“During the attack, the assailants reportedly took the mission president’s Rolex watch and a cell phone.
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“As a significant personage, who will someday rule his own world, you need a watch that screams, GOD! Inferiors should know you are superior without a word by seeing your accoutrement.
“The weight of this watch alone speaks of authority, substance, achievement and power. Intimidate those lesser beings who will merely occupy the Terrestrial Level of Heaven.
“This watch is credited with landing Elder Young over 35 wives without the usual coercion. THAT is the kind of foundation upon which to populate your future planet through eternal polygamy! As your spirit children get their planetary bodies and begin to worship you, you sit on high, clad in gold like Aaron’s golden calf! Imagine the wonder in their eyes as eternal beams of light reflect off your genuine Rolex Future God Oyster Perpetual GMT-Master II Watch!
“In the light of future godhood, you DESERVE to wear this fine timepiece.
“Rolex Future God Oyster Perpetual GMT-Master II Watch: 40mm 18K yellow gold case, black 24 hour 18K yellow gold bezel, green 24 hour hand, independent 12 hour hand, black dial with green date, and 18K yellow gold Oyster Authority Bracelet. - List Price: $25,550.00