“Ah, but ours does double-duty, since it acts as a deodorant as well :P”
You got me there but, but, we still have that “thorn in the flesh”, Ethyl who reminds us of the age of the Reformation and the freedom we have as Baptists when she painfully, ponderously, plays (a little alliteration there for effect) those anthems.
“for effect”
Affect - effect, affect - effect, anyway, you know what I mean.