His friends called him Scott, at least before he became a god himself, then any time they saw him they would just say “oh lord”...
I am working on the revelation about when he coached god jr’s soccer team...
(Hey if they can do it...)
Easy, it was god's dad.
(And lds have the gall to ask us where we get our authority?)
Questions for Lds:
Q. Where did this Elohim get his authority?
(According to LDS theology, he got it from his god)
Q. Where did his god get it from?
(Elohim's god got authority from Elohim's grand-god).
Q. Where did Elohim's grand-god get his authority from? (He got it from Elohim's great grand-god).
Q. Allow me to save some space and then simply ask: What LDS god has ultimate authority, ultimate divine buck-stops-here authority, to wield and yield?
[The answer is, that no matter how many supposed divine generations in search of ultimate priesthood authority, there is none in LDSism. No LDS god has ultimate authority. Not only to grant priesthood authority, but anything. No ultimate authority exists because no ultimate, eternally sourced (meaning from Eternity past) divine being exists in Joseph Smith's theological structure. You see, every known LDS god is an ex-mortal, and every known potential future Lds god is a present mortal. That is lds "prophet" Snow's couplet in a nutshell.]
So, folks, the next time some LDS person cites his priesthood authority as the basis for his actions, just "go over his head." Just say, "I challenge your actions as unauthorized acts" of the ultimate LDS god. Your lower-level LDS god has no authority to tell you to do anything, because he honors no one himself as an ultimate god...because if you're silent about such a god, where's the tribute or honor in that?