[r9etb]

If you eat food that you were not predestined to eat then you might cause a system error and the universe would have to be rebooted.

What sort of "tribulationist" would that make you? And which "reformed" theologian would issue an endless screed on the topic?

[PetroniusMaximus]

“What sort of “tribulationist” would that make you?”

Pre-booter.