[varmintman]

What our military really needs is the S (Slamnation) bomb which would amount to compressed air and flash-dried pork ground 1000 times finer than the flash powder used for flintlock rifles i.e. something which would ensure that nobody in a 100 mile radius could take a breath of air without having pork in their bodies.

[Alex Murphy]

What our military really needs is the S (Slamnation) bomb which would amount to compressed air and flash-dried pork ground 1000 times finer than the flash powder used for flintlock rifles i.e. something which would ensure that nobody in a 100 mile radius could take a breath of air without having pork in their bodies.

Forget carrying mace in your purse - we need some kind of personal security device that sprays pork fat!