It's pretty clear Mayberry was a center of occult gnosticism.
Floyd was running the local Illuminati chapter out of the barber shop that
initiated Opie into this and Ozark ritual magic. He has all the signs of a
programmed multiple, including making contradictory and absurd statements
of cognitive dissonance and believing both accounts to be true.
Well, we know that Barney always wanted to nip Opie in the bud.