[verga]

Must have been a Baptist like Bubba. No truly born-again Only a truely born from above Christian could become a Catholic.

There fixed it. You see that is what the Jesus actually said was "Born from above." Only someone smart enough to actually read the NT in Greek would know that, not someone that sat in the pews taking a fundie pastors word for it.

[smokinleroy]

The language used by Christ was clearly "born AGAIN", as indicated by the response of Nicodemus: "Surely he cannot enter a second time into his mother's womb to be born!"

You confirm that joke about the new arrival in Heaven being given the grand tour. He asks his guide "What's that area in the corner with the high wall around it?" The guide replies "That's for the Catholics. They like to think they're the only ones here."