Anyway, some more ideas...
I think that one's a winner! :)
ping-pong,
These guys aren’t mods.
You can write whatever the hell you want as long as it isn’t too offensive.
If they don’t like the way you post or what you have to say, tough.
They don’t have to click on the thread or read it.
The religion forum is where people go to discuss religion and share viewpoints.
The material does not have to come from an article.