You did.
Why?
Because (1) I’m imperfect - no shock there - and (2) this whole debate is in the end meaningless and destructive. Am I claiming to know or understand how He created the heavens and Earth? Nope. I’m just venting because frankly I’m tired of having non-Christians use this idiocy to maginalize us, so I’m speaking out against it in my small Freeper way.