Church Promotes Condom Distribution in the Sanctuary

Slice of Laodicea ^ | 3/25/2009 | Ingrid Schuelter

[ReformationFan]

One has to give credit to liberals. Everytime you think they can't get any crazier, they do. Like death and taxes, their increasing insanity can always be relied upon.

[Professor_Leonide]

This is so silly. If I want condoms, I don’t have to go to a church service to get them.

It would be interesting if the UCC would start offering sex orgies on demand during services.

The UCC is simply engaging in mockery, this isn’t an attempt to get new members because society is already offering what the UCC is offering.

[Liberty1970]

The terminally ill UCC denomination has decided that the solution to their membership in freefall is to hand out condoms in the sanctuary during church services

Yeah, preventing children. What a great way to deal with falling membership...

[GeronL]

they should also go topless and let the worshippers put their donations into the g-strings of the chorus girls wandering the aisles.

[mnehring]

This is so silly. If I want condoms, I don’t have to go to a church service to get them.

Exactly, just visit a local elementary school, they are passing them out all over the place.

[CholeraJoe]

I am a member of a UCC congregation. I have yet to see a pregnant teen girl from our church. That’s a whole lot more than can be said for some churches.

[Alex Murphy]

They should put them on the tips of arrows, and fire them into the congregation....

[bilhosty]

What does ucc stand for?

[GovernmentShrinker]

Must be interesting church services, if there’s a need for the participants to have condoms . . .

[Professor_Leonide]

Good call. First you were right about the high heels and now the condoms in church.

[CholeraJoe]

United Church of Christ. Amalgamated from the Congregational Church and the German Reformed Church.

[GeronL]

speaking of elementary schools...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2215381/posts

[RightField]

I wonder if that’s because there really are no pregnancies, or if the pregnancies are aborted.

[JamesP81]

I have yet to see a pregnant teen girl from our church.

Not to hit this one too hard, but a lot of girls from mainline protestant churches will go to an abortion mill and have their children killed before it becomes obvious they were ever pregnant to begin with.

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

And a member of the extremely liberal National Council of Churches, which really aren't churches at all.

• African Methodist Episcopal Church
• The African Methodist Episcopal Zion Church
• Alliance of Baptists
• American Baptist Churches in the USA
• Diocese of the Armenian Church of America
• Christian Church (Disciples of Christ)
• Christian Methodist Episcopal Church
• Church of the Brethren
• The Coptic Orthodox Church in North America
• The Episcopal Church
• Evangelical Lutheran Church in America
• Friends United Meeting
• Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America
• Hungarian Reformed Church in America
• International Council of Community Churches
• Korean Presbyterian Church in America
• Malankara Orthodox Syrian Church
• Mar Thoma Church
• Moravian Church in America Northern Province and Southern Province
• National Baptist Convention of America
• National Baptist Convention, U.S.A., Inc.
• National Missionary Baptist Convention of America
• Orthodox Church in America
• Patriarchal Parishes of the Russian Orthodox Church in the USA
• Philadelphia Yearly Meeting of the Religious Society of Friends
• Polish National Catholic Church of America
• Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.)
• Progressive National Baptist Convention, Inc.
• Reformed Church in America
• Serbian Orthodox Church in the U.S.A. and Canada
• The Swedenborgian Church
• Syrian Orthodox Church of Antioch
• Ukrainian Orthodox Church of America
• United Church of Christ
• The United Methodist Church •

[nufsed]

Why are some of these not churches?

[CholeraJoe]

No idea. The girls could also be packed off to the Home for Unwed Mothers in Booneville.

[CholeraJoe]

Yeah, that’s right. The first Sunday of each month we burn a couple of aborted fetuses on the church altar right before the sex orgy./sarc

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

They are left wing political organizations. They are not there to save souls, they are there to promote a liberal political agenda.

[50sDad]

What does ucc stand for?

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything.

I always like to think WWJDOOTS?

Who Would Jesus Drive Out of the Sanctuary?