In the light of their understanding that God is a procreating personage of flesh and bone,
LOL
If I got it all befuddled as much you have stated I would left too.
I just posted a referenced quote.
Your founders are your worst enemies.
I wonder if part of God's judgement in the eternities will be to lock all the LDS presidents in a room together. My money would be on Brigham Young being last MAN standing...