I have a great idea!
Let’s get that anti-Catholic bigot Kayaker from West Virginia (where - based on the number, length, and bloviation-quotient of his postings - there is clearly NOT enough water, and have him take Alex Murphy for a kayaking vacation - in the Bermuda Triangle!
Come on down, and we'll paddle some deep water!
bigot: One who is strongly partial to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.
-txmn