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Depart From Me! I Never Knew You, Eaters of Bacon!
Houston - Hair Balls ^ | Feb. 23 2009 | Katharine Shilcutt

Posted on 03/17/2009 6:57:11 AM PDT by Alex Murphy

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To: GreyFriar
I think Joel has gotten hoof and mouth disease

Correction: He has “hoof IN mouth” disease

True. If he wasn't just stammering, he would tell his followers to only eat animals that chew the cud and split the hoof. (Leviticus 11:1-8)

161 posted on 03/17/2009 7:51:23 PM PDT by zot
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To: Allegra; Hap; Xenalyte; TheMom
There was chicken-fried bacon being sold on the Midway at the rodeo. In baskets full of bite-sized pieces. Just FYI.

I'm so gonna try that.

162 posted on 03/17/2009 7:58:55 PM PDT by Bacon Man (Just because you think everyone is out to get you, doesn't mean they aren't.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

The so-called “Blue Laws” enacted in many states proved the disparegy of “honoring the Sabbath,” they could sell you a dirty paperback book or magazine but NOT a baby bottle!


163 posted on 03/17/2009 8:01:09 PM PDT by zerosix (native sunflower)
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To: Alex Murphy
****He goes on to declare that his congregation should also avoid shellfish: "Shrimp, crabs, clams, oysters, lobsters..." because they eat the "excreetment [sic]" of other animals.****

In a related story the Osteens have cancelled thier summer vacation beach trip this year. No seafood restaurants for them. LOL!

164 posted on 03/17/2009 8:06:14 PM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule
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To: Alex Murphy
****I'll be eating a SCCOLBLT. That's a shrimp-crab-clam-oyster-lobster-bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich, Philistine.****

Well the writer has a sense of humor I'll say that.

165 posted on 03/17/2009 8:08:33 PM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule
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To: RobRoy

“but I have never seen anything in the NT that implied that Jews that convert to Christianity should continue to follow the law.”

Then you’ve never read it:

17When we arrived at Jerusalem, the brothers received us warmly. 18The next day Paul and the rest of us went to see James, and all the elders were present. 19Paul greeted them and reported in detail what God had done among the Gentiles through his ministry.
20When they heard this, they praised God. Then they said to Paul: “You see, brother, how many thousands of Jews have believed, and all of them are zealous for the law. 21They have been informed that you teach all the Jews who live among the Gentiles to turn away from Moses, telling them not to circumcise their children or live according to our customs. 22What shall we do? They will certainly hear that you have come, 23so do what we tell you. There are four men with us who have made a vow. 24Take these men, join in their purification rites and pay their expenses, so that they can have their heads shaved. Then everybody will know there is no truth in these reports about you, but that you yourself are living in obedience to the law. 25As for the Gentile believers, we have written to them our decision that they should abstain from food sacrificed to idols, from blood, from the meat of strangled animals and from sexual immorality.”

26The next day Paul took the men and purified himself along with them. Then he went to the temple to give notice of the date when the days of purification would end and the offering would be made for each of them.”

It’s pretty plain. A Jewish convert pointed out to me here on F.R., and I followed up with my own plain vanilla preacher, who concurred.


166 posted on 03/17/2009 8:23:33 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Defend America from the Communist.)
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To: safisoft

Peter’s explanation was not the face meaning, but the parallel meaning.

When Peter answered the Lord, he spoke of eating, or more correctly, of not eating, and the Lord corrected: “And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.”

God cleansed the beasts, and Peter knew that, or should have known it, since Paul obviously did, but had not accepted the cleansing of the Gentiles, because it had become an important part of Hebrew culture to regard themselves as superior. (This superiority was never scriptural) Christ’s payment on the cross had placed men at liberty, so the eating of the previously forbidden flesh should not have given him any pause.

Peter also knew that it was the Lord speaking, and his reply was disobedient; he put the tradition of men above a spoken cammand of the Lord.

The passages you presented are about punishment as a nation; Acts 10 is about opening the ministry to a nation.


167 posted on 03/17/2009 8:38:17 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bummer administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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To: Tax-chick

somedays I worry that this whole large family thing will turn my brain to mush and I WILL become one of those cat ladies someday - hee hee!


168 posted on 03/17/2009 9:32:58 PM PDT by Scotswife (GO ISRAEL!!!)
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To: Secret Agent Man

I’ll look into it. I don’t discount the possibility it is as you say.

However, everything I have heard from her has been perfectly fine, unlike Hinn & Copeland, who are charlatans bringing Christianity into disrepute every time they open their mouths.

Meantime, think about what Jesus meant in Mark 9:38-40. I have seen many christians who think they are well-meaning spending ridiculous amounts of time trashing perfectly good teachers when they should be going after Islam, or Liberal Humanism.

There are 2 cities, the city of God and the city of Satan. There are islamists and humanists who are building the city of Satan. Attack them. There are people in the city of God who are tearing down buildings, like Hinn & Copeland, attack them. These are good uses of your time. But I have seen some perfectly good buildings built by Meyer, and she is not tearing down. Maybe she has built some that are less than perfect, I haven’t seen them. OK, send in the demolition crews and attack the building, but leave the less-than-perfect builder. This is the kind of pragmatic approach Jesus was advocating in Mark 39. If you spend your entire life attacking that which is not perfect, you will get nothing done


169 posted on 03/18/2009 1:56:20 AM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out
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To: editor-surveyor

No, I do not agree with the assertion that modern farming and advances in biology and nutritional information have made it okay to eat the flesh of swine. But again, that’s just me and my understanding of what I have read. I don’t think that YHVH was mistaken when he wrote any of the Bible. If it was a simple matter of micro-biology (he is the author of all science) he could have simply given good cooking directions.


170 posted on 03/18/2009 3:34:32 AM PDT by Billg64 (LOL ROFL Senator Mccain for what????)
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To: Scotswife

I know how you feel.


171 posted on 03/18/2009 3:40:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Even for a thin-skinned solipsistic narcissist, Obama seems a frightful po-faced pill." ~Mark Steyn)
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To: Billg64; Diego1618
No, I do not agree with the assertion that modern farming and advances in biology and nutritional information have made it okay to eat the flesh of swine. But again, that’s just me and my understanding of what I have read. I don’t think that YHVH was mistaken when he wrote any of the Bible. If it was a simple matter of micro-biology (he is the author of all science) he could have simply given good cooking directions.

I've wondered if perhaps age ailments are caused by eating unclean foods...arthritis, alzheimers, vascular problems, etc. Could it be a build-up of the toxins from the food eaten over the years?

If the very detailed list of unclean foods wasn't good for humans long, long ago...I would assume it still isn't. But, maybe not. Those willing to take the risk should shoot and serve buzzard next chance they get. Yummm, I bet they're great served with carrots and parsley and wrapped in bacon. Come and get it....time for Mom's famous Buzzard explosion!

172 posted on 03/18/2009 4:32:06 AM PDT by Ping-Pong
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To: Lee N. Field

my arteries are getting clogged by looking at that pic


173 posted on 03/18/2009 4:38:06 AM PDT by brwnsuga (Proud, Black, Sexy Conservative!!! I am no LEMMING!)
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To: brwnsuga
my arteries are getting clogged by looking at that pic

Perhaps that is why He specified that the fat was to be burned and not eaten.

174 posted on 03/18/2009 5:47:24 AM PDT by Ping-Pong
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To: TheThirdRuffian

I don’t see Paul teaching here. I DO see him being sensitive to the Jews after his trip into “gentile” land and making a seven day purification “vow”.

So when you say “It’s pretty plain”. It doesn’t say anywhere that they SHOULD follow the law. It does imply that they were following it, and Paul did not object. But everything is about “why”. That is, WHY are they keeping the law of Moses?

The hint of that is in the part about eating certain meats and sexual impurity. It’s a good idea for everyone, but it is not a religious thing. It also does not mention pork, meat boiled in milk, etc.

But you may already see it that way as well.

That may be the disconnect I am having here.


175 posted on 03/18/2009 6:43:12 AM PDT by RobRoy
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To: Billg64
"I don’t think that YHVH was mistaken when he wrote any of the Bible."

That's a strawman. - The question is whether a man can be mistaken in his interpretation of what YHWH wrote.

176 posted on 03/18/2009 7:12:19 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bummer administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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To: editor-surveyor
The answer to that question is, apparently! Hence religions
177 posted on 03/18/2009 7:38:07 AM PDT by Billg64 (LOL ROFL Senator Mccain for what????)
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To: zerosix

***The so-called “Blue Laws” enacted in many states proved the disparegy of “honoring the Sabbath,”***

Those were SUNDAY blue laws. Ah yes, I remember them well. Glad they are gone!


178 posted on 03/18/2009 7:51:23 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.)
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To: GreyFriar

Well, technically, if oneu stick to the Hebrew dietary laws, it is much healthier for the body. Lots of fish, olive oil, grains, fresh fruits and veggies, lean meat and chicken...that’s a recipe for a longer life. Joel may actually be on to something.


179 posted on 03/18/2009 8:47:35 AM PDT by brwnsuga (Proud, Black, Sexy Conservative!!! I am no LEMMING!)
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To: TheThirdRuffian; RobRoy
It’s pretty plain. A Jewish convert pointed out to me here on F.R., and I followed up with my own plain vanilla preacher, who concurred.

How is it then that both Peter and Paul lived like gentiles when they were among the Galatians? Paul never encouraged anyone to continuing to follow the scruples of the Mosaic law. A wrong reading of Acts 21 would lead one to conclude that rigorously following the Mosaic law was still required for a certain segment of the Church, even today.

It is poor interpretive methodology to isolate a single passage from the rest of the Bible and think you have it right.

180 posted on 03/18/2009 9:42:35 AM PDT by topcat54 ("Naysayers" laughing at a futurist is not scoffing at God.)
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