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Reaganaut was responding to your question about mormons believing they are superior by pinging elsie to post this for your enjoyment. She was not being snarky to you.

MORMON ATTITUDES OF SUPERIORITY

1. I’m Superior; I have a special gift of the holy Ghost - you don’t!
2. I’m Superior; I have God’s true priesthood power - you don’t!
3. I’m Superior; I can go in God’s secret Temple - you can’t!
4. I’m Superior; I’ve been Endowed with special Gifts and knowledge - you’re just normal!
5. I’m Superior; I’ll have my family with me in heaven - you’ll be with strangers!
6. I’m Superior; I’m becoming a God - you aren’t!
7. I’m Superior; YOUR creeds are wrong because they come from man - mine comes from God.
8. I’m Superior; I don’t HAVE a creed - I’ve got 13 Articles of Faith.
9. I'm Superior I have a testimony about a prophet; you don't.
10. I'm Superior; I have a Scripture-producing Amos 3:7 prophet; you don't
11. I'm Superior; I have my calling & election made sure; you don't.
12. I'm Superior; I know secret handshake codes for afterlife entrances; you don't.
13. I'm Superior; I have 4 "Bibles"--the standard works (5 if you count the JST); you've only got one.
14. I'm Superior; we have the power to keep a whole race out of our priesthood if we wanted to reinsert our 148-year legacy.

Elsie has updated his list and it has more items on it.

Thanks - I’ve already apologized via freepmail - it’s hard to keep all you Exs straight... ;^)

Shouldn’t that also say “ Our men are superior because they can shut the door to heaven to any wife that pisses them off”?