Theologically, as they say in Texas, you are all hat and no cattle. Most science can be found to directly contradict the primitive superstitions of the neolithic Hebrew nomads you choose to quote. I prefer to apply God given intellect and reason and appreciate with greater depth and granularity Gods creation. But that has absolutely nothing to do with the one string banjo you bring to every discussion of the Catholic Church.
Dead people can't rise from the dead either. It's a scientific impossibility. So J*sus couldn't have risen, could he? And bread and wine don't become flesh and blood. And while lizards have no trouble with it, human beings don't come from unfertilized eggs. Why don't you apply our G-d given scientific intelligence to these beliefs of primitive apostles from long before the scientific revolution told us the universe was self-existent?
Do you think that your apostles were superior to those stone age Hebrews?