When I was a musician, I used to play in a bar where we used to say:
” The patrons had tatoos and were missing their front teeth, and that was just the women”
To which, I would reply, “Someday I’m gonna marry that girl!”
LOL!
See thar? Ifn you HAD up 'n married her, we prob'ly woudn' be havin' this conversation.
Hush up and pass me one them ham biscuits, wouldja?