[Centurion2000]

If you know Christ, you most probably will not be here to see it firsthand.

That's only assuming pre-Trib rapture believing Christians are right. I'm getting ready just in case. If you are in fact correct, it's Christmas for someone when I'm gone. If not, you guys would be the kind of people I take in.

[MHGinTN]

When Barry sends his domestic army to collect the guns, my story is that I sold all of them because I figured he was bringing the Great Tribulation so I would be gone and not need them when society breaks down.