The ones that go, go because they love it.
The rest are home in bed.
You guys have the market cornered on resentful churchgoers. That's why your churches are so big...
Hey! I just heard this one this A.M.
“I’m convinced there are more hypocrites outside the church than there is in the church!” J. Vernon McGee
So I’ll keep going to church to stay away from those hyprocrites!
“Thy word have I hid in mine heart that I might not sin against Thee.” (Psalm 119:11)