[AnAmericanMother]

"The one-l lama, he's a priest.
The two-l llama, he's a beast.
But I will bet a striped pajama,
You never saw a three-l lllama!

-Ogden Nash (who else?)

[ArrogantBustard]

I never saw a purple cow.
I never hope to see one.
But this I tell you, anyhow,
I’d rather see than be one.