Posted on 12/22/2008 7:45:39 AM PST by guitarplayer1953
So far it's pretty funny.
mmm... smurf sausages, just can’t get those anymore.
1963.
I keep seeing the one with the little boy and the Rube Goldberg device.
Oh I don't know about that. While Islam is I'm sure the religion to which you are referring might I point out that more people have been slaughtered in the name of humanism than any other. Need I remind you of the 45 million innocent children that have been murdered in the United States alone since 1973? It took the Catholics during their inquisision over 400 years to kill that many people and even that number is highly disputed.
And how can we forget about the 20 million Jews and Christians that Stalin slaughtered or the 11 million Jews and Christians that Hitler slaughtered and...
Naaaaah. Secular humanism is the most violent religion there is.
Just look at how many secular humanist/atheists rob, mug and murder innocent people each year not only here in the United States but around the world.
Conservative Christians tend to kill only in times of war or when their loved ones are threatened. We DO NOT seek to harm others but rather do everything we can to protect the innocent.
And since someone decided to throw obomba's name into the mix let me just point out what a good example he is in that just because someone claims to be a Conservative or a Christian it does not for one second make those claims true.
Obomba is a fascist tyrant and worse he is a Muslim, NOT the Christian he claims to be. He is a liar as are any people that violate the laws of the land and indiscriminately harm innocent people.
JMHO
Here, this will help:
Click on their picture
” This is our second year in a row without a Christmas tree,...”
My first. The guys thoughtfully put the tree up while I was off for the afternoon and the first thing that greeted me when I opened the front door was a blast of cat urine smell that would bring tears to your eyes. How they missed the smell is beyond all rational thought.
My male cat of sainted memory (+ 6/18/08) must have drenched the tree last year (kidney problems which led to his demise) and we put it away without detecting it.
Ah. One year (almost) in a hot, hot, garage attic storage and voila!
No Tree This Year!
So far.... No replies have been deleted.
Pretty unusual for a Religion thread.
What I think I need to do is to post a comment so as to offend the Religion Moderator.
So... with that in mind... in a few minutes you should see a post that was deleted. That will have been me.
(Just hope and pray that I don't go too far and get a huge time out)
I believe potatoes are better than Obama.
Wow!
We were considering a tree this year, but then we got the dog.
Believe me - you have no idea how ironic your post is!
in your refined discerment, kill=murder?
Don't the ormanents keep falling off the dog?
“if life gives you lemons” Might I suggest Whiskey Sours instead? Using Jack Daniels of course, here’s how.
Step 1: Mix 3 cups sugar and 2 cups filtered water in a sauce pan and stir over medium heat until sugar is completely dissolved. This is known as simple syrup.
Step 2: Squeeze 12 lemons and strain the juice.
Step 3: Add equal amounts of lemon juice and simple syrup.
Step 4: Add 1 egg white per 1/2 liter, or 1/2 quart.
Step 5: Mix equal amounts of JD and sour mix, shake over ice and garnish with a cherry.
See, I didn’t even mention what’s his name or the kind of car he drives...
Owl_Eagle
When the stock market crashed,
Franklin Roosevelt got on the television
and didnt just talk about
the princes of greed, he said,
Look, heres what happened."
-Slow Joe Biden
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