[muawiyah]

You can get pretty close to it by reading the first stuff the Sumerians put to cunuiform wedges in mud ~ lots of deals about chasing reindeer and hanging around with glaciers, and using dope.

Plus, archaeology has yielded a tremendous amount of material in recent years regarding life at the edge of the Eurasian ice fields.

[dangus]

Sumerians? Hmmm... Sumerians had reindeer in the Paleolithic age. Santa Claus has reindeer. Santa must come from Paleolithic Sumeria?!

Let’s just say I need convincing. And my Sumerian cuneiform reading skills are a little rusty.