Karl, you reprobate, the Ohio Supreme Court has already ruled that you have no standing to make such demands. In fact, I dare say that your retro-attitude reeks of gender-normative, eurocentric, patriarchal, hegemonic,darwinian capitalist tendencies.
On my authority as an Obamba-naut, I order you and all your friends of like Politically Incorrect mind to have a drink at a succession of the many VFW Bars in your part of Ohio. Each day of Kwanzaa, meet at a different VFW and talk about Kwanzaa amongst yourselves. Keep doing this until the spirit of Kwanzaa overcomes the hardness of your heart, or until you are arrested.
I have it on good authority that the theory of the "Designated Driver" began during a Kwanzaa Festival long ago in Senegal