[Alex Murphy]

In a written statement, Reasoning explained, “Most scenes have no Biblical support, including (1) Mary’s riding on a donkey, (2) the appearance of an innkeeper, (3) the use of a small feeding trough that is just the right size to hold a baby, (4) the idea that shepherds brought sheep out of the fields to see the baby, (5) the notion that there were only 3 men from the east, (6) the thought that the men from the east were kings wearing crowns, (7) the conclusion that the men from the east saw a baby in a manger, and (8) the speculation that Shrek was one of the wise men. Therefore, given that the scene is largely non-Biblical or religious in nature, we are dropping the lawsuit.”

And yet no one protested the Biblical support for the little drummer boy making Jesus smile, the animals talking at midnight, or the 500 watt constant glow coming from the manger.

[The_Victor]

Biblical support for the little drummer boy making Jesus smile

Great. Now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the afternoon.

pa rumpapum pum....