I never “swooned” while seeing a sun dog. The sun also doesn't appear to spin.
You said, “he never left Italy” and all the Portuguese are peasants, implying that they must be idiots and not as smart as you. How fortunate for you. Do you know who saw the sun dance at Fatima? Of course it can't be a miracle because you know better. How fortunate for you.
Maybe you should learn why we put Catholic Caucus in the topic.
And he is talking about a well-traveled pope. The first future pope to come to the United States, for instance. I get tired of this village atheist patter.