The Holy Spirit wants there to be 1001 denominations because he feels God didn’t quite finish the job at the Tower of Babel. Babel’s now a good thing, see? Or something. Anyway, it feels good to think I know I’m right, and that good feeling is itself a testable affirmation of God’s will. It’s a sure sign God knows that what I know is what he wants me to know even it makes lots of other people wrong (to me, not to themselves).
Wow.
I withdraw the question, your honor.
Phew.
The possibility exists that some missed the humor in your post.
:D