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To: IreneE

“Back in the day” as they say, an elderly man was watching Oral Roberts on TV, and Oral looked in the camera and said “where ever you are, what ever you are doing, take your right hand and place it on top of your television set, and then place your left hand on whatever part of your body is sick and ailing, and you WILL be healed!”

The elderly man placed his right hand on the TV, and then looked around real quick and put his left hand over his crotch.

His wife cackles from the kitchen, “oh will you STOP?!? he said heal the SICK, not raise the DEAD!!!!”


3 posted on 07/17/2008 1:55:20 PM PDT by mkjessup (Fred Phelps? It's HELL on the phone! It's for YOU! They say "COME ON DOWN!!!")
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To: mkjessup

Thanks for making me laugh.

Somehow, old Oral seems like paddycakes next to these demonic fakers.

I wish I could really laugh at them but they are wounding so many people I’m afraid it gets to me.


4 posted on 07/17/2008 3:03:14 PM PDT by IreneE (Live for nothing or die for something.)
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