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To: enat; Quix; Gamecock; blue-duncan; BnBlFlag; Dr. Eckleburg; ears_to_hear; Forest Keeper
Thanks for reminding us that only Protestants sin. Keep up the good work.

Did you forget the [sarcasm] tag?

9 posted on 07/04/2008 7:58:02 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?" -- Galatians 4:16)
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To: Alex Murphy

[HUMOR ALERT. FOR THE HUMORLESS—SCROLL ON BY—this ain’t for you]

It’s rumored to be a new world council of churches global government, global one world religion committee generated dogma.

Retroactive sinless lives and conceptions for all—errrr all of a particular clique, or club, that is. I’m not sure what the initiation fees and rites are, however.

I also haven’t figured out what the difference is between the standard and deluxe models.

Maybe I should join up. Never felt sinless before—except as covered by The Blood.

I had a friend once who wanted to invent a new product . . . perpetual virginity. He was convinced he’d become very wealthy. Trouble is, he never got it off the ground . . . off the operating table or off the . . . well . . . or something.


10 posted on 07/04/2008 8:16:32 AM PDT by Quix (WE HAVE THE OIL NOW http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3340274697167011147)
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To: Alex Murphy

“Did you forget the [sarcasm] tag?”

No, as all these threads are reminding us, Protestants are the only people who sin. When we run out of these sexual sins (if we ever do) them maybe we can turn to Protestants who lie or maybe cheat on their taxes. Maybe even the big ones like tearing off the warning labels on pillows and mattresses or not separating the bottles and cans from the garbage.

We may need a whole new forum just for Protestant sin since they obviously are the only ones who do!


11 posted on 07/04/2008 8:22:53 AM PDT by enat
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