[P-Marlowe]

Yes, I can’t imagine what we would have done without those first, second, third, and fourth century martyrs and the Early Church Fathers, and their successors, who made sure the Holy Bible was not destroyed.

The Mormons believe they were all apostates.

[fetal heart beats by 21st day]

Yeah, Joseph Smith dug up God’s real message, which miraculously found its way to North America, and conveniently informed the guys they could have more than one wife.

I guess Jesus’ admonitions against adultery and fornication were probably made up by some old white guys, with persecution complexes, with nothing better to do than hide in caves, writing down the words and deeds of a Jewish carpenter’s son.

sarc/