[lastchance]

Now a sensible Baptist would put that rattlesnake in the potluck. Just kidding. I know dang good and well Baptists do not snake handle or drink cyanide or tell their wives their butts look big in those pants.

[wmfights]

Now a sensible Baptist would put that rattlesnake in the potluck.

How could I be so dumb! You must be a great cook.

I know dang good and well Baptists do not snake handle or drink cyanide or tell their wives their butts look big in those pants.

I was good till the last one and I've got the scar on the side of my head, where my wife hit me with the bottle of beer, to prove it. But I know better than to do it now.