What about for Linux?! Everyone knows that's the only truly Christian operating system!... freely received and freely given, available to all. Besides, it sounds more like a server program anyways.
That was hilarious, btw; thanks for posting it.
As in Pope St. Linux? Is that run on C-MOS (the Church Militant Operating System)? Anything based on that is certain to K-OS. (Who knew the Gates of Hell were Bill and Melinda?)